Friday Revelation

October 21, 2011 § 4 Comments

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As promised, every Friday I will be revealing a hidden truth about the banking industry. I will publish this at 5pm today. Stick around.

12pm: Just been speaking to my friend Mike at JP. Says there’s some Yen trader who’s gone 100m on a 10m cap. Is being taken to the cleaners. Ha, ha. Shouldn’t surprise me, so many stupid bankers out there….Silly Sod!

12.42pm: O God. It was ME, it was ME!!!

4.04pm: A55. Spent whole day retracting trade. Accidentally pressed zero button while reading paper this morning, multiplied amount by 100. 15m down at moment. FCUK!

5pm: Sorry folks Friday revelation is delayed. Am busy (see above).

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§ 4 Responses to Friday Revelation

  • Aprés 5pm : Whereupon we take some consolation that we are now privy to a SMALL “hidden truth about the banking industry”; namely that you (and by extension, the rest of BI) can trade without looking at what you are doing! Not sure whether to LOL or :[

  • whatdoyouthink says:

    Keep the blog – yes it’s fun and you need the attention – but shut down the casino, you’re too careless.
    I’ve resorted to keeping a mattress as a bank. Advantages?One can have sex on a mattress and reduce one’s potential losses at the same time.

  • whatdoyouthink says:

    Keep the blog – yes it’s fun and you need the attention – but shut down the casino, you’re too careless.
    I’ve resorted to keeping a mattress as a bank. Advantages?One can have sex on a mattress -that’s what i call a sexbank – and reduce one’s potential losses at the same time.

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