March 14, 2012 § Leave a comment

He was murdered!

Rating agency analyst Dorien Fassbender (sic) was found dead in a field in the aftermath of the conference. According to Swiss reports he was naked and covered in tar and feathers.

It’s a small story for those outside the industry, but for those in the know this is momentous.

This is the same analyst that REFUSED  to rate deals stating because he didn’t like them! His attitude had always been pompously holier than thou. I’ve come across many a banker today rejoicing at the news.

Mike, my friend at JPM, currently in NY, says that it was probably a mafia hit or a sexual game gone wrong. Or it was Goldman. Not sure. I couldn’t speculate, that would be wrong….but it was probably Goldman…..


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