July 13, 2012 § 1 Comment
An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a pint of Guinness.
The barman cheerfully pours him a pint of the black nectar, ending with a perfect shamrock outline on the top.
The Irishman smiles and thanks him. He then heaves a massive suitcase up onto the bar out of which he removes 10,000 in crisp pound notes which he slides over to the barman.
There are astonished faces all around. One of the punters, an Englishman, says “what are you doing man, you’re giving out free money.”
The Irishman looks at him and says, “my financial advisor told me to liquidate me assets.”