Irish joke

July 13, 2012 § 1 Comment

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a pint of Guinness.

The barman cheerfully  pours him a pint of the black nectar, ending with a perfect shamrock outline on the top.

The Irishman smiles and thanks him. He then heaves a massive suitcase up onto the bar out of which he removes 10,000 in crisp pound notes which he slides over to the barman.

There are astonished faces all around. One of the punters, an Englishman, says “what are you doing man, you’re giving out free money.”

The Irishman looks at him and says, “my financial advisor told me to liquidate me assets.”

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§ One Response to Irish joke

  • Robert Browne says:

    More likely, he was just paying 10,000 for a round of drinks with the new punt nua that will replace the Euro in the not too distant future.

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